Friday, 30 June 2017

San kai's the charm... destination Akihabara and beer!

So.  This blog represents a disgrace of an effort to date.  But the (what I'm choosing to call) great news is if a blog with no readers falls in a wood built of apathy, does it make a sound when it dies?  NO!!  So ignore this bit of angst and self loathing and jump straight to the good stuff (or the bit below - on second thoughts, just jump to the bit below - the good stuff will just distract you).

So, 三回目(san kai me/3rd time) is the charm.

What has bought about this renewed (for at least one blog post's worth of) effort?  Well, I've just returned from my 3rd visit to the Land of the Rising Sun, and felt like jotting down a couple of interesting bits and pieces I came across on my travels.

For today's entry, your hero finds his "me" space, and an awesome spot for a pint to wash away the dust from his parched throat.

Akihabara (aka Akiba aka 秋葉原)

The first leg of this tale takes place in the kingdom of geeky greatness and retina tanning levels of neon that is Akihabara.  This trip I and my travelling tomodachi were based across the train tracks and Kanda river over in Ochanomizu, staying at the wonderfully sensible and straight forward chain hotel MyStays Ochanomizu.

Here's a map:



First, a disclaimer: I don't look for very much in a hotel room at the best of times, and in Japan, with space being at a premium, my expectations are a next level of spartan above that, so please understand that my level of "awesome" is more than likely not remotely close to being on a seasoned and/or demanding traveler's level of awesome.

With that said, MyStays Ochanomizu was awesome!  Really only two blocks south west from Akihabara station's (excellently named) "Electric Town" exit, it was extremely easy to find.  It is right next to, what felt like, the slightly more upmarket town of Kanda, and on main routes.

The room was what I've come to expect - small, clean, awesome shower and with free wifi.  On occasion in Japanese hotels the "non smoking" room can smell one hell of a lot like someone was playing fast and loose with the definition of "non", but in this case, all was sweetness.

On balance I can heartily recommend couples considering staying in this part of town should consider this functional slice of sleeping space.  I can't speak for families as I was in a double room, but assuming the family size rooms / options are available, I'd say this is a pretty well located spot for a family to stay.

Now, my throat is parched (のどが渇いています / nodo ga kawaite imasu) so beer-o'clock it is!

Hitachino Brewing Lab



So, I'm no beer jerk so I really can't tell my beer's tannins from my Biff Tannens (awesome B2TF reference - I'm so happy).  What I can tell you is this place looks cool, feels cool, IS cool (although it was blimmin' hot when I went there - not their fault - unless they not only control their brewing process, but also control the weather.... 0.o).

Located, conveniently, on the route from Akihabara station to the hotel, and built into the brick arches of the old rail bridge, this joint did what it said on the box.

I am partial to drink a wheat beer in hot times, accordingly, no court could convict me for jumping right on to one, mouth first.  The Hitachino Weizen (ウィゼン) was exactly what I'd hoped it would be: cold and bubbly.  But beyond that, it was also like that first beer after a tough slog always is - nectar.  I could go into some rambling nonsense about how crisp it tasted, how it transcended mortal expectation and could guarantee a taste bud gasm factor 5, but I'd be fudging (except about the gasm... ahem...).  Price wise it was about what you'd expect for a craft beer vs mass produced examples - but we're in Tokyo, so that price was about the cost of a Heinekin down at the Viaduct.  Happy times.

Food wise, we didn't hit the menu like it deserved to be hit (we'd eaten a ton as one does on a 12 hour international flight), but it all looked the shiznit and I'd recommend it as a consideration for your mastication needs.  Being Japan - good food is EVERYWHERE so I didn't feel too bad on not taxing the chef this night.

Because I'm useless, I didn't take a photo of one of the most photogenic bars I've found in Tokyo to date (tried a minimum amount, but couldn't be bothered to work to get a decent shot).  Fortunately, Hitachino Brewing Lab was highlighted in my favourite NHK show "Tokyo Eye 2020", so you too can see how cool this place looks (see link below).  Although, like always, the images just don't do it justice.  It is small on the inside so it could feel claustrophobic, but there is seating along the Kanda river in front of the arches - a vantage point I can heartily recommend if you like beer and outsides, and don't really like looking at rivers.

In summation, Hitachino Brewing Lab is a serviceable slice of beery paradise on the south side of the Electric Town.  I hope I get to go back one day soon.  Maybe in 2019 - at least, that's the plan.

NHK Tokyo 2020: Enjoying a drink in Tokyo! forward to 16:20 for the start of the Hitachino Brewing Lab bit.  Nice to hear a Kiwi accent on the show too!

Next time, should there be a next time, your hero asks "how's the tranquility?", finds Cookie Time goodness, watches his beloved Tokyo Yakult Swallows suck.  In the pouring rain.  Without his jacket. Sad.  And finds all kinds of izakaya (居酒屋) and karaoke (カラオケ) madness (and pays a price).

じゃまたね!

Sunday, 10 July 2016

We came. We saw. We kicked their ass!

I love Japan. Japan loves baseball. Baseball and me are on good terms. Almost the perfect recipe for good times.

And so it came to pass that today was a day in which Japan, baseball and I came together in a glorious way. This was not the bright lights and big city of the NPB. No, this was manning up, staring the heart of nuclear disaster in the face (okay, from 150km away, but close enough for me) and watching BC league baseball in Nozawa, Fukushima prefecture.

Nozawa, a joint so high in the mountains we could see snow despite it being 28 degrees!
If this were any team we were following, we may not have bothered. But this is the Mighty Niigata Albirex, so we were always going to make the effort.  Nigel saw a meter long snake; we didn't slow (except to try and take a photo, obviously).  We were warned about vicious, man eating bear attacks on our route to the ground; didn't give them a second glance (except to take a photo of course). Giant ants - the queen of those ants must've looked something similar to that which Sigouney Weaver went postal on in 'Aliens'.  Would've taken a photo but was worried they'd take offence and smash my phone.  What I'm saying is these be big ass ants.

As for the game - my God these boys came to play.  A 4 run 1st inning, 2 in the second and 3 beers later a 5 spot were too much for the previously unbeaten Fukushima Hopes.  An 11 - 4 win for the Albirex against the front runners.

'Hopes' dashed, be-atch. *drops mike*

*picks mike up again as there's more to this*

Cool stuff that happened. Whilst trying to buy beer (poorly but 100% effective), one of the Fukushima stall manning... erm... men starts chatting to me in English (to put Ol' Yella down, in effect).  However, it turns out he used to be trained by a bloke I'm currently training with!

It's a small world, after all. *cues music* *runs*.

Minnasan, ja mata ne! Later everyone!

Thursday, 7 July 2016

Niigata bound

Duration: 2 hours

Osake-ometer: 1

So, full disclosure, the osake-ometer aka お酒-ometer reset on landing. Still, nothing beats train beer, and the train beer was goood.

Yes, so bored witless folks that reading this blog seems like a good idea, I'm 日本 side! Rising suns are... well... setting as I type this, but it's great to be on the archipeligo for the second time (that's 二回 for those keeping track).

I have in my hot little possession a JR Pass, an unlimited rail travel pass good for two weeks of 'sploring this strange land.

The plan is simple: drink, see stuff, drink, do stuff, drink, buy stuff, drink, eat stuff and, if time permits, drink stuff. Solid plan; what could go wrong?

So I'll be blogging and instagramming my way around for the next 11 days. I hope to be coherent, cogent and upright enough to post daily - uploads may be free wifi dependent, but 頑張ります(I'll try). Please lemme know if there is anything you want to know or see and I'll do my best to accomodate the request.

The broad itinerary is:
新潟 (Niigata) for 4 days
京都 / 大阪 (Kyoto / Osaka) for 4 days
東京 (Tokyo) for 3 days.

And to finish this inaugural post, you know beer is at it's absolute best when a brewer "...elaborates the "nodogashi"".

じゃまた
Until next time!

Thursday, 10 September 2015

Best. Rugby. Song. Ever

Well, this has been on constant rote at mine since I heard this.... except for when I was asleep, or doing other stuff, at those times it wasn't.  But other than the times it wasn't, I stand by my initial statement.

Team, Ball, Player, Thing.  Inspired.  Inspiring.  Unicorns with laser beams shooting from their eyes.

For full appreciation of just how awesome this song is, I recommend setting aside 14 minutes 47 seconds of your life and bask it the magnificousity.


Please don't forget to donate via the www.kiwiscurebatten.com/make-a-difference Cure Kids page - a $2.49 donation gets you the song download for free!

#kiwiscurebatten

Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Rugby World Cup 2015 - INCOMING!!!

After all the fluff and kerfuffle of the initial 6 months of this blog (I've just insta deleted it so if you missed the first 132 posts, I really apologise).

Anywhom, it's time for a change of pace with the RWC 2015 only days away now.

EPIC RUGBY WORLD CUP BLOG:  CROUCH. TOUCH. SET!

Before getting started, here's the important stuff: Sky TV RWC 2015 watching schedule in NZ times.

Now, given my proclivities and the background to this blog even existing, we'll be focussing on the awesomeness that is the All Blacks in their bid to go #BACK2BACK, and the always enjoyable Brave Blossoms of Japan.  I'll hopefully get to a bunch of stuff in the next week before it all kicks off, but until then *da, da, da, dum, dum, da daaa!*

ラグビーワールドカップ2015
Rugby World Cup 2015

So, first up, and given the ad nauseum discussion that preceded the naming of the All Black squad to RWC 2015, here is the - at least in this country - much less contentious Japan Rugby squad:

Japan RWC 2015 squad: 

Forwards: Keita Inagaki, Masataka Mikami, Kensuke Hatakeyama, Hiroshi Yamashita, Shota Horie, Takeshi Kizu, Hiroki Yuhara, Luke Thompson, Shinya Makabe, Shoji Ito, Hitoshi Ono, Michael Leitch (capt.), Ryu Koliniasi Holani, Michael Broadhurst, Hendrik Tui, Amanaki Lelei Mafi, Justin Ives.
Backs: Fumiaki Tanaka, Atsushi Hiwasa, Harumichi Tatekawa, Yu Tamura, Kosei Ono, Craig Wing, Male Sa'u, Kenki Fukuoka, Akihito Yamada, Karne Hesketh, Yoshikazu Fujita, Ayumu Goromaru, Kotaro Matsushima, Toshiaki Hirose.
From a Kiwi perspective...
So not exactly a flat out, run away blockbuster team naming, but there are some points of interest for your average ABs fan.  With a bunch of ex-pats and locals, there are a few names that really stand out:
Michael Leitch
A solid performer for the Chiefs this year, and represented a chunk of the physicality the Chiefs' pack offered.  In what offers mixed emotions for moi, the Japanese Captain opted to return to the Waikato (and Bay of Plenty, Counties, Taranaki, Thames Valley and King Country - it's a FRANCHISE PEOPLE!), instead of representing the troubled Japanese Super Rugby franchise.
Should be a fun watch seeing him match it with the Bokke forwards in their opening game!
Tanaka Fumiaki
Fresh from his season as Joe Wheeler's pet at the Highlanders (see below), this more than able backup to Aaron Smith knows how to get a backline away.  The best bit will be not having to listen to Grant Nisbett mispronounce his name and save my tele from another telling off ("Tanaarka gets it away...." NO HE FRIGGIN' DOESN'T 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT HIS FRIGGIN' NAME /rant).

Michael Broadhurst
The name may seem familiar, and that's because this lad has pedigree.  He's the older brother of All Black standby and Taranaki/Canes lock James Broadhurst.  He obviously got all the speed in the whanau as he's got the 7 on his back.
Craig Wing
Possibly the last player to play for the Sydney City Roosters with a soul, the ex-leagie got the hell out of Bondi for the infinitely more cultured climbs of Kobe (神戸).  His claim to fame, in the Te Pahu colours of the Brave Blossoms, was scoring his first try in Japan's historic 23 - 8 defeat of Wales in 2013 in Tokyo (東京). History now shows that this was the first and last time a John Kirwan coached team won a game of rugby.  That's facts.
So that's it for now.  No doubt thousands of posts will begin flooding in to feed the voracious appettites of the millions of readers about to descend upon this little corner of teh interwebz.  Good luck with that. :)
日本がんばって!!!and GO THE AB'S!!!

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

If at first you don't succeed, blog, blog and blog some more.

Hi!  My name is Paul, and I am a failed blogger that... erm... is writing a blog.  After taking some time to digest that little tidbit, hi again!

I'm here to write about things I care about, and hopefully to write something worth reading.  And there will be pictures!  probably....

There will be smatterings of Japanese about this blog too.  Not because I can speak and/or write Japanese particularly, but because I can't and would like to.  I expect a lot of butchery of that beautiful language, but rest assured, it will be the result of much torturous effort to minimise the mangling, misuse and generally awful phraseology.  If you don't speak/read Japanese, you will be living in a happy ignorance.  Of course, if you don't speak Japanese, and are still reading, you have a whole world of other problems to deal with.

So, that's my sales pitch. Awesome? or what!?

If you are reading out of whatever sense of misguided loyalty, a misclick / disastorously timed keyboard lock combo, or macabre fascination - welcome!  I'll do my best to make your visits here, over time, feel more like something you want to do.

And now, a teaser photo of things to come, combining at least three of the beforehand promised elements!  [I hear tell teasers are terribly effective at building tension and anticipation.  In reality, it's just a taudry trick to make this intro post look interesting. But it's a good photo, so win:win!]